How do people end up in relationship after relationship after relationship and I can’t find a single person to even find me remotely interesting for a solid ten seconds? 

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I tried to tell the dude that stripper was about to explode.

I tried to tell the dude that stripper was about to explode.

(Source: sunsetpeople)

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In my mind this is what you will look like until you post a pic of your face for everyone.

In my mind this is what you will look like until you post a pic of your face for everyone.

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Who is this?

(Source: exposed-in-public)

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lilsugar2u:

Even my annoyed face is cute…

My new Tumblr crush….

lilsugar2u:

Even my annoyed face is cute…

My new Tumblr crush….

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ixnay-on-the-oddk:

I woke up so horny this morning. This trip has been pretty jam packed with repressed orgasms. 

-okay since this is the first time posting a pic like this on tumblr, here is a little reminder. Yes, I said I was horny. No, I did not say I was horny for you. No, I don’t want to talk about whether or not you’re horny. You like to see, and I like to be seen. Lets please respect those lines so we don’t embarrass ourselves, okay?-

Looks delicious….

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

I woke up so horny this morning. This trip has been pretty jam packed with repressed orgasms.

-okay since this is the first time posting a pic like this on tumblr, here is a little reminder. Yes, I said I was horny. No, I did not say I was horny for you. No, I don’t want to talk about whether or not you’re horny. You like to see, and I like to be seen. Lets please respect those lines so we don’t embarrass ourselves, okay?-

Looks delicious….

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ixnay-on-the-oddk:

This is what I do while I wait for my laundry to get done…lol probably should have been packing for NY instead, but I’m sure you guys appreciate that I procrastinate ;)

Could you be any sexier?

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